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I live on an island somewhere, and you can't get any crack here. The coke however is spectacular. Whenever I get a gram or two, I like to make myself a few hits of what I assume to be crack. I'd like to make sure I'm doing it right:
I use between .4 and .8 of coke, and .1 or .2 of bicarbonate of soda, at a 4:1 ratio with my cocaine.
YES! I realise this is an incredibly small amount to be making it with - I just really love having a few hits, and can't otherwise get it!
What I then do is stick that in any normal narrow drinking glass. (I don't have a beaker or shotglasses)
I then moisten it all into a sludge with distilled water, briefly hold the glass over my gas stove flame for a few seconds in order to allow it to boil and then cool so that it forms 'rock bubbles', then add more distilled water so that it stands about two cm above it and once again, heat it up and swirl it.
This has proved to be very inconsistent. I've done it about ten times - twice, I somehow miraculously produced a small white rock that was very solid and tinkled around in the glass. Smoking it was a fuckin' blast.
More often than not, I'm left with lots of 'shards' at the bottom of the glass that I can scoop up onto some foil and that seem to harden fairly fast when put under a light - they fizzle when you smoke them (we don't really seem to need to dry it for long, we're just after a quick hit remember!), but I can't seem to achieve the same power I got when I formed a solid rock!
Am I applying too much heat during either cooking process? Am I simply trying this with too little cocaine? I'd happily cook with more if I knew I was doing it right so far!
My questions are... Am I retard? Have I been doing this completely wrong? Is what I'm trying even achievable? Can anyone help me out?
Lastly, my last bit didn't sizzle or make noise at all. The rock didn't even really seem to melt properly. It feels like I'm getting worse at making it, and the gear's the same. Any help would be really appreciated fellas!